Were we to write a news story with the same prejudicial style and presentation of facts as what has been seen thousands of times when the Press publish a story about Trayvon Martin, I imagine they would look something like this;
Here is an actual article;
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/
This is what it would read were the Trayvon filter applied to it;
"Racist white man walking home after attending a St. Patrick's day
party at KKK headquarters assaults Neighborhood Watch patrol."
The text of the story would then read;
"Mike Hellgren, a young racist conservative was on his way home after
attending a Klu Klux Klan party, when he was confronted by the local
neighborhood watch, which consisted of a large group of peaceful local
community organizers; after Hillgren refused to leave the area at a
run, the neighborhood watch said they were compelled to try and beat
him to death in self-defense.
Mr. Hellgren was, with one mighty and powerful sucker-punch, knocked
to the ground with such force that the back of his head struck the
pavement with an audible rapport; it is likely he suffered a terrible
concussion and was debilitated to the point where he was not only
unable to continue his attack on the neighborhood watch, but that he
lost all memory of why he had begun to attack them in the first place;
akin to "having the white knocked out of him," according to one
source.
After the initial punch that knocked Hellgren to the ground, the
neighborhood watch proceeded to punch and kick him in the face, chest
and head; they said they felt their lives were in danger so long as he
was capable of aspirating without artificial support; When the clear
and present menace of Hillgren was finally neutralized by several
expertly aimed kicks at his head and testes, they searched him and
removed all the weapons in his possession; they were compelled to take
his clothing so that he couldn't attempt to strangulate any children
or elderly residents of the area with his tainted undergarments when
he awoke and continued his felonious trek to the nearest Neo-Nazi Rally.
"We thorough and ain't leavin' that honkey nothin' he can use to
assault us," said Kwando Koffi, a member of the neighborhood watch.
Mr Hellgren awoke the next morning in his hotel room, completely
unaware of what had transpired; the concussion caused global amnesia
for a short period of time. He had no recollection of why he was
severely injured, and what had caused the great number of severe
lacerations on his head, face and chest.
Local wise men claim that Hellgren could not possibly have sustained a
concussion, as its a "well known fact that white people are soulless
puppets of Satan that lack any personality or self-determination to
begin with." Said one of the neighborhood elders. "To say that a
white man thinks is like trying to explain the "theory" of "two bit
Tuesday tacos at Taco John's." Just because we get tacos for ¢25
doesn't mean that some piece of trailer trash can have some, now does
it?"
Hellgren only recently discovered what it was he had done to the
neighborhood watch; a family member saw a video that had been made and
posted on the internet, ostensibly to encourage other neighborhood
watches to overcome their fear of the white devil; "When they see that
these peckerwoods ain't invincible, they'll be less fearful of
defending themselves when a cracker comes to their area. We got that
damn white boy, and now our oppressed brothers in other cities have
pictures to watch on how to do it."
As of yet, the incompetent prosecuting attorney, police department and
the Federal Law Enforcement assets assigned to this case have been
unable to arrest Hillgren for his brutal attack on the neighborhood
watch, even though they have high definition video showing his
unprovoked mandible assault on the fist of the Block Captain, and are
in possession of his identity documents, house keys and other 'private
possessions.'
Baltimore PD detective Nichellee Daennanae, used strong language when
briefing the press on the assault; she said; “The neighborhood watch
had every right to be where they were, and to get back home to their
families safely that night; Hillgren posed a significant threat to the
neighborhood and as such, they were well within their rights to defend
themselves against Hillgren's deadly, unprovoked assault."
"Hillgren's behavior by resisting their lawful use of deadly force was
just criminal."
One resident, who identified himself as Hutu Tutsie, the second in
command of the local chapter of the New Black Panther Party, told this
reporter today that "any honkey that comes into this neighborhood had
better watch his back; we don't hold with their kind here, which is
why we have this Neighborhood Watch patrol; the guy got what he had
coming to him; he should have kept his cracker ass where it belongs,
back in the trailer park, instead of coming down here to our beautiful
clean neighborhood; who does he think he is anyway; a person? Hell no,
he ain't no person; he's a white devil!"
"The only way these vicious attacks by them Casper's is gonna stop is
when 'their kind' are too afraid to come to our neighborhood, and the
only way to make sure that happens is to meet their sneak attacks with
overwhelming force; atom bomb on a kindergarten full o' retarded white
kids type shit," Said Hutu Tutsie, as he washed his baseball bat in
preparation for defending community residents against The Man at
polling places next week.
"Cleanliness is next to Godliness," he said, as he applied a thin coat
of O-ethyl S-[2-(diisopropylamino)ethyl] methylphosphonothioate, also
known by its military name, VX nerve agent, onto the striking surface of the bat.
"When you're talkin' bout makin' sure our people get to the polls,
you gotta make sure those soulless rednecks can't;
otherwise they'll use that thing they call
"logic" to vote for a guy, and we can't have that kind of interference
in our elections; the only right way to choose a candidate is based
solely on his skin color and how large his lips are; the blacker he is and the bigger the
lips are, the better the candidate," said Tutsie.
Meanwhile, Hellgren has been found to be suffering from severe and
permanent brain damage as the result of his ordeal; his physician said
"Hellgren lost more than a few brain cells, that's for sure! If he's
wise, he'll keep his white ass back where it belongs; in the
trailer park. The next time he come down here the neighborhood watch
might be forced to kill him, then find his family using the identity
documents from his wallet that we, er, they took from him as
evidence..."
"That justice don't need to happen, so long as he stays where he
belong, but the burden is on Hellgren to keep his family safe by
staying where he supposed to be; if he come back here again for
treatment, I'm going to blow air into his IV, right before I perform
an anesthetic-free trans-ocular lobotomy."
The physician, whom is also a member of Nation of Islam, refused to
speculate on how much damage was done to Hillgren; "It wasn't enough,
clearly; he's still breathing."
Police continue their search for witnesses, but are not optimistic;
"Initially, a few residents came forward claiming to have information,
but were unable to identify Hillgren from his driver license photo;"
said Sargent Hussein Alzaquahari.
"Those crackers all look the same!" exclaimed a Kwazai Infume, a local
resident who initially came forward after having witnessed Hillgren's
attack on the neighborhood watch patrol. "Hahaha! He was so fucked up
in that video he don't look like the guy in the picture, so I couldn't
make a 100% positive ID; the police told me that they ain't gonna try
and use a "maybe" in court when it comes to identifying him; they said
they'll try and find witnesses that can make a positive ID, so that he
don't use the possibility of a mus-identification as a strategy to
subvert justice by exercising his constitutional rights. That sound
real smart to me ."
As such, the police say they have no evidence to charge Hillgren with
a hate crime when he assaulted the fists and feet of the neighborhood
watch with his nose and jaw; though they are hoping a reliable witness
will come forward soon.
A police officer, who wishes to remain anonymous, said; "I don't care
if the witness is lying or not; give me something to use so I can give
that cracker what he's got coming to him."
Currently Hillgren is hiding at his mother's house in Augusta,
Georgia; as soon as we are able to discover her address, a follow up
report will be made in this newspaper.
If you have any information on this heinous hate crime attack, please
notify your nearest Black Panther Party Representative so that
Hellgren can be dealt with appropriately.
You should not try to apprehend him on your own; he should be
considered white and dangerous.
There is a $10,000 reward being offered by Kaszhimead Shalequa, Pastor
of the Broken Promises Baptist church, for the first person confirmed
to have shot Hillgren.
Anyone with information that leads to an arrest and conviction of
Hillgren will also be eligible to receive a new Cadillac Escalade,
complete with undercarriage lighting, spinning 24 inch rims, and a
years supply of grape soda, which has been donated by local Crime
Stoppers."
Utterly offensive; I agree. However were I not to use bombast, hyperbole, and drama, nobody would read this, and my point would be lost.
My point is that ANYONE can be made to look a victim or perpetrator; all it takes is a stroke of a pen or the pressing of a button on the keyboard.
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